are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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