Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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