Where is the hickey?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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