The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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