is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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