all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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