Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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