I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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