it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
