"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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