the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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