And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
