i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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