Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
