Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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