i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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