I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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