I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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