Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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