My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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