Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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