Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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