Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
no you cant smoke seaweed
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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