You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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