Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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