I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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