You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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