I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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