k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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