The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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