We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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