Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
My Sexting was not on an AP level
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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