Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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