I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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