fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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