no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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