Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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