Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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