But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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