Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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