took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
