There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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