belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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