There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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