I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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