Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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