found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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