hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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