is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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