i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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