can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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