We're like a lot better than the average bears
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
COCAINE IS GR8
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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