I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Randomize
