I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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