just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
people are starting to question the shark bite story
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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